Les mills shorts... any shorts are made for people with no butts

So my tune may change as i drop weight for my competition but currently Les Mills Shorts are made for people with no butts and I'm sticking by that.

I put on a pair, they hit my waste fine and my butt till i moved. i instantly had a bikini when i originally had shorts.

I need someone to invent shorts that are made for people with butts that need to squat.

Or i just need to drop more weight before i put on those shorts ever again cause my butt wasn't having it.
These shorts were meant for me to wear when i'm in peak competition condition and nothing else fits right.  then these will hang mid thigh and not bikini high